Back in the spring of 2013, I had only two goals for my life:
1. Attend a backyard barbecue with Anderson Cooper, and
2. Write a novel.
40,000+ words later and I had achieved one of my goals, yet remained Cooperless. But, while considering my true desires, I realized what my actual purpose on this Earth was: to eat a Kit-Kat at the Adult Swim Network HQ located in Atlanta, Georgia. And so this blog was created as a promise to myself that humans really can do anything they set their minds to.
And by that, I mean that I will stop at nothing to achieve my dream of eating a King-Sized Kit-Kat in the lobby of popular TV Network Adult Swim’s Main Location. This is not a paid promotion or an attempt to deceive, but a last-ditch effort at something magical.